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[you're a random scout minding your bussiness, getting kills, spy-checking your teammates, the usual. Until you book it to the enemy intel to finish this match, you're kinda getting bored of playing in 2Fort, but, as you reach the desk... there's no intel, no one had picked it up previously, as the administrator never announced the event, you go to the bridge connecting both bases, kinda confused as to where the intel went, but in your confusion, you realize. there's no one here. there's no soldier rocket jumping across the map, no sniper saying his usual "There ya go!", no nothing, until you hear a very, distinct noise. A spy decloaking. You turn around just as you pull your scattergun out, however... There's nothing there, you're only met with the ambience of 2Fort. You turn around again, and you're recieved, with an Ò̸̡̧͚̭̩̥̳̘̱̮͈̫̫̥̜̫͓̻̘͓͚͍̖̽̑̔̎͆̆̽̅̊́͘͝ͅb̷̢̹̹͎̭͚̗̻̘͇̰̹͈̜͕̣͐̉́͋͜͜s̷̛̺̼̾̋͒́̒̐e̶͗͛͊̀̒͗͌̇̇r̷̢͎̫̰͔̰͔̯̯̮̹̥͖͎͛̎̈͆̍͜v̸er̵͒̚. It's white, piercing eyes unnerve you, so you decide shoot it just in case, he simply, dies, like he's a normal player, but just as you kill him, another one spawns in his place, not doing anything, just, observing. As fast as scout can go, you run in the opposite direction, and hide in your spawn. Sadly for you, the Ỏ̵̳̗̝̻͕̦̙͕͕̯́͜͝b̷̧̧̨̟͚͖̗͚̞̻̬̻̫́͜s̸̢̥͍̖̝͎͐̒̂̄͋͂̓̿̈̾̐̈͑ę̷̧̛̪̲̗̥̻̬͕̈́̈́̇̈́̿̒͒͘͜r̸̨͕̪̫̝̦̘̲͙̫͓̬̥͐̄̉͛̊̾̌͜͜v̶̞̻͇̉̿̓̇̆͝ȩ̸̢͈̠͇͙̞̩̰͚̰̜̒̅͘͜r̵̡̜̀̑̍̓͋́̓̾̄̚̕̚͝͠s̵̡̭̖͙̮̗̲̗̪̪̖̈́͂̄̅͑͌̓̈́̐̈́̍͆͛ are on your team as well, you run, faster than a speeding bullet, right into your intel room, good news is, some of the engineer's buildings are still there. Bad. News. They're malfunctioning, as if a Spy had just put a sapper on them, but, there is no sapper, how is this possible, before you could think about it, you hear multiple decloaking sounds, you panic, as you hide in a corner, holding your trusty scattergun once more, thinking it could save you, how. Foolish. The Ỏ̵̳̗̝̻͕̦̙͕͕̯́͜͝b̷̧̧̨̟͚͖̗͚̞̻̬̻̫́͜s̸̢̥͍̖̝͎͐̒̂̄͋͂̓̿̈̾̐̈͑ę̷̧̛̪̲̗̥̻̬͕̈́̈́̇̈́̿̒͒͘͜r̸̨͕̪̫̝̦̘̲͙̫͓̬̥͐̄̉͛̊̾̌͜͜v̶̞̻͇̉̿̓̇̆͝ȩ̸̢͈̠͇͙̞̩̰͚̰̜̒̅͘͜r̵̡̜̀̑̍̓͋́̓̾̄̚̕̚͝͠s̵̡̭̖͙̮̗̲̗̪̪̖̈́͂̄̅͑͌̓̈́̐̈́̍͆͛ get closer, taking slow, menacing steps towards you, you shoot a couple of them, but somehow, even more of them appear in their place, until... Your game crashes. The screen freezing on a frame of those, white, piercing, eyes. You decide to take a nap to help you relax, since that experience left you really altered, you turn off the lights, and lay down in bed... But then, when you thought nobody could interrupt you, you hear that distinct sound... A Spy decloaking. You thought you were a tad too tired and were hearing things, but as you open your eyes to check around your room, you see those same, white, piercing eyes you feared so much in your game... You thought you were seeing things, until, one by one, even more of them, observing you, with those shiny eyes, devoid of any emotion whatsoever, you couldn't scream, you couldn't even move, they were getting closer, with slow, counted steps. The last thing you see, before you close your eyes in fear, was those... White. Piercing. E Y E S.]

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Bread Monkey spin 3:03

5:17 Yea that newbie was trying to leech off of high tours for low effort loot. If I was them I would at least go heavy with Stock minigun, Sanwhich, and Fists of Steel to at least help provide a frontline

Do banana do banana

HAM

"why do scouts... Suddenly fly..."

i remeber when sandman got nerfed and my brother mourned it for a LONG time

almost 1 million views, wow...

panhme

As seeing from tf2 and cs2, it seems Valve will drop support for 'Deadlock' when same or similar problems happens to it.

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i think 3 pyros could be better

Man I wish I could've been here for this so could be garlic bread

Shiiiiiit it’s the cuck guy from the man the myth the cuck RUclips! Fuck this guy He kicked me in a game cause I used gas. 5:29

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7:25 The Observer still watches....

1:02 Breadic tf2

I'm still mad about that F2P thing, it's just... how does it fix the problem when the bots bypass that "fix" the next fうcking day??

only a boycott and market crash will do anything, signing a worthless petition won't petitions almost never do anything. (also wtf? are you having a mental breakdown or something?).

Just play Tc2 it's kinda hopeless

0:00 Character's Introduction 2:48 The Character Descends To The Madness 4:56 Total Insanity 7:02 The Character's Recuperation

Now to think about it, it would make an great arg

Should have called the shotgun “Hamshot”

15:45 - I understand this video is trying to help solve a serious issue, but this spy ragdoll here stole my attention 😂

I see balls of blue Red balls too I see them bloom For me and you And I think to myself What a f**king disaster

Pause, you pulled out three random crits *OUT OF YOUR ASS* at 3:21

Can someone send this to Big Joey so you can hook up with it

İm just wonderin if itll be doxxed ( i pettinioned)

We have golden pan but we need golden ham

3:33 ... why the hell are you using winger WITH the atomizer ? they dont stack. you can either have higher jumps, or triple jumps.

Honestly valve should drop out of the game dev industry. And just become an online game distribution industry since thats all there good at now. 🤷‍♂️

gota respect the two guy at the start naming themself gentleman and go lesbians !!!

Don't understand getting all joker over "you think this'll work? XD" like no shit this probably won't. That's not the point, it's just called giving an effort cause there's no other way something will work. Youre not making some revelation

Heavies: *All line up on the bridge's roof Machina Sniper:

Awesome

They could've at least hire people who are capable of dealing with bots. I tried to join community server but it was full of tryhards kunts. I loathe comp players. We already have a comp search bar to keep these damn hyperactive monkes busy why the hell do we need their goddamn attitude in casual plays?

Just disable all sniper rifles? or just the headshots?

it probably wont work i mean look at cs it make valve way more money than tf and it still have bot in it. tbh i've already given up on valve ever since they mute the f2p. if it happens to work then holy shit that's fucking nuts, it's like talking to a brick wall and it actually talk back. anyway it's just my thought.

Bro has a funny accent

The updates contained the observers and A-posing creatures

Grown ass man crying over pixels on a screen. Very interesting

What matters about #FixTF2 is to KEEP pushing it no matter what. We will NOT stop until we get a proper solution! I’ve seen a small push for people to boycott TF2 by not spending any sort of money and I encourage the TF2 player base to do the same.

I don't mean this to be offensive, but this guy honestly sounds like a psychotic anime villain tbh

To hear a TF2'ber cry over something that is Really Important to the TF2 Community really upsets me. I and other know as well what valve is doing is wrong in all reasons. so That's why 1. I thank you for making this video, and I Fully understand why you feel this, and 2. I'll be making a video about this, and it will include these RUclipsrs like you. In the end if all goes wrong, the only we can do is keep pushing.

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